That awkward moment, when you see Mr. Bean in another movie and he actually speaks.

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That awkward moment when you actually have to tell someone that you’re being sarcastic.

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Every. Day.

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goodbye

Guys…

I’d hate to say it, but this is my last post on this blog…

Good news?

I’M MOVING TO ANOTHER BLOG SITE :D

Link : www.sarcasm201.wordpress.com

Congrats my little fools, you have graduated from sarcasm101, now to level 2 :D

You may even comment on my posts, there’s a little comment link under each post so just click there and wordpress will show you the rest of the procedure!

See you pathetic little readers on the new site.

goodbye tumblr. (by the way this blog will still be up for those who still would like to read my older posts (I’m not judging your taste in blogs but … really? )

CIAO

I would like to thank Machul for introducing me to this video… Sarcasm at its best.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAYLEY WILLIAMS :D

Wasssaaap

Ahhhh

December 26th

Crap I forgot to post a Christmas post, but anyways doesn`t stop me from saying: HAPPY BOXING DAY!!! (didn`t see that coming did ya? )

This is gonna be one of my lasts posts on this blog… I mean unless some of my followers rather I continue here, I’ll try, but I`m moving to Wordpress.com where people can actually comment on posts without being a member…

Reply, or uh, do that Tumblr thing you do if you want Parker to stay here, I`ll see if I will.

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Goo Goo Dolls - Iris

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Real Blog Update.

K so. 18 new followers. A big whopping high five Parker! Those who are following me on tumblr, don’t be surprised if my blog is more texts than anything else. I figured I should warn you since your blogs are pictures more than anything else, mais bon.

Christmas is in 4 days. And I finish school on the 23rd. You wanna know how epically retarded my school is? They place the finals 2 days before Christmas, tell us to leave and have good holidays, BUT THEY GIVE US LIKE WHAT, CHRISTMAS EVE TO GET INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT???

Now I know what you’re thinking, (well atleast I pride myself for knowing what you’re thinking), you’ve had all of December to get into the Christmas spirit… Fools, school has given me no time whatsoever to watch a Single. Christmas. Movie. 

Atleast I made gingerbread cookies last friday. God I must’ve gained a lot of weight. Sighs…

And speaking of Christmas, guess who’s not getting presents this year? Me. Yeah, I’ve been a bad girl, no jokes, we got a flat screen TV with our Christmas money so. You know. There’s nothing under our Christmas tree. Kinda sad, but kinda psyched, I’m gonna be playing Super Mario Bros on Wii ON A FLAT SCREEN TV.

Song of the day:

any christmas song

ZAC AND JOSH FARRO LEAVING PARAMORE

Murder me. This is the end of Paramore. I’m sorry but they were 2 of the original members in the band, they can’t just be replaced IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE. Maybe I’m paranoid… or maybe it’s just these finals getting to me. Ah Chemistry, thou art a heartless bitch….

Song of the day:

Brick By Boring Brick ( Acoustic) - Paramore